It's been just a few months and vaccine manufacturers and public health officials are already talking up—not only the likelihood, but necessity of—getting booster coronavirus shots.

The NCAA, which has gone fully woke in recent years and is likely beyond saving, has just emphatically expressed their support for biological males competing in female sports—so long as they are undergoing testosterone suppression therapy or drive a Prius.

After leaving an epic +2-hour tennis match (in which I squeaked out a 3rd set victory), I couldn't help but overhear the four women taking the court after me. "I finally found a double-vaccinated nanny!" one of them remarked, punching their fist into the air for